Now thru July 4:
Sister Myotis’s Bible Camp
Being the head deaconess of an 80,000 member mega-church is not without its challenges. The faithful flocks need tending and the faithless… well, let’s just say there’s hope. Sister Myotis, Ima Lone, and Velma Needlemeyer will be in attendance to host the annual Women’s Church Retreat in hopes of giving backsliders, whoremongers, and the “chronically mediocre” a second chance at salvation. (source)
southernist.com 